Full disclosure: I've been bugging my boyfriend for a dog for months now. Every time we pass a dog in the Village, I go all gooey and warm and start cooing, "Awwww, look at the puppy I wanna pet it!" because I am easily swayed by adorable fuzzy things.
The only thing that weirds me out is when pet owners dress their dogs. Your dog hates it and everyone thinks you're weird for doing it. Save the money you would have used on that miniature designer miu miu polo and just get your puppy a Kong toy.
That being said, this video of a dog drag queen (who looks oddly like Phi Phi O'Hara . . . I'm just saying) is kind of the best thing ever. I'm sorry, but it's dogs. And drag queens. Every part of this is kind of the best thing ever.