I know that one of the major points of the internet is to skip over buildup and pacing in favour of jumping straight to the good stuff, but seriously, watch this in its entirety. You won't regret it.
So apparently, the town of Springfield is currently debating the topic of same-sex marriage . . . At least, in the sense that arguing against a logically and morally correct principle using paranoia and misinformation is "debating."
Anyway, in a city council meeting on the subject, Reverend Dr Phil Snider spends two minutes arguing against gay marriage before interjecting with a twist that would make M Night Shyamalan shit his pants. Seriously, it's trolling gold.