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A hot soldier and lube: all you need this Valentine’s Day

The tagline for this ad from Gun Oil lube is “Because distance shouldn’t stop you from loving someone,” so I kept waiting for the naked hottie in bed (pictured above — clothed, unfortunately) to reach into his nightstand, pull out some Gun Oil and shoot a far-reaching load . . .

But they had a different happy ending in mind: