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A trick of trade

Trade’s anniversary party is hosted by pornstar Tommy Defendi

Pornstar Tommy Defendi will host Trade’s first anniversary party. Credit: XTRA FILE PHOTO

To celebrate their first anniversary, the organizers of Trade, the sex-positive gay bar night, are importing a special guest host, Los Angeles-based pornstar Tommy Defendi. Xtra asked him a few questions.

Xtra: What are you looking forward to most about the party?

Tommy Defendi: As far as what will be happening at the Trade party, we are still going over the details and logistics. But it will be a hot show between me and a couple of other performers that are coming for the trade party. I am looking forward to seeing Scooter mixing and dancing my ass off, as it is always a good time when he is on the deck.

What else will you get up to while you’re in Toronto? 

I have a few fans I will be visiting and look forward to seeing the city. I have only been once and didn’t get to see much.

Where is the strangest place you’ve had sex? How was it?

The strangest place would def have to be in the forest . . . it was so awkward and I was getting sticks poking me and dirt where dirt shouldn’t be. And some old man taking a hike totally walked up on us!

If you had to have sex with either Toronto’s infamous mayor or Canadas intolerable prime minister, who would you pick and why?

Prime minister . . . a good hate fuck always fixes things!  

This year Toronto will host WorldPride. If you had unlimited resources to design a float for the parade, what would it look like?

I would love to recreate my cock as a float, that shoots out sunscreen from the tip . . . just because it would be ridiculous, and that’s what I’m all about. 

Who would win in a battle: Stephen Fry with his rapier wit or George Takei with a samurai sword?

Call me naive, but I have no idea who either of those people are.

If you could have sex with any Canadian, living or dead, famous or not, who would it be and why?

A threesome with Shania Twain and Peter North would be epic. I am bisexual, so it would be completely fulfilling. And I would love to do everything with them both! Just a free-for-all. Then with Peter North, I think we could drown Shania with our huge loads.

If you could do a porn parody of anything (for example, The Flintstones or Star Trek), what would it be and why?

I would love to do a Game of Thrones parody; although, it’s already half a porn already. It would be super hot. I love the look of the lords and knights as well as the princesses and whores.

What is the most important quality a new pornstar should have?

A good attitude and the willingness to try new things.

Do you have any advice for people wanting to do do-it-yourself, at-home porn?

Yes! Be real and organic. Nothing sells like true chemistry and a connection.

Have you ever had any hilarious accidents while shooting porn?

I was shooting a scene with Christopher Daniels and when I came, I pulled out and shot a huge load. It not only went up his nose, but also in his ear and his eye. I called it the hat trick. Not to mention the cameraman’s shoe.

If for some reason you wanted to give yourself a funny porn name, what would it be? Maybe Dick Cuminmyear?

Well, funny enough, I think Dick Cuminmyear would be fitting, considering my hilarious pornstory.

Does your cock have a nickname? 

UH-MAZING.