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Age of Aqueerius

Your biweekly horoscopes for the week of Oct 21 from the mystical mind of Ryan Kerr

Your gay horoscopes for the week of Oct 21. Credit: Darryl Mabey


So basically, I’ve been getting all up in your face recently about being indecisive and generally non-committal. But then, I like think about it and stuff, and I realize that I might be a needy control freak.


Being bossy, bitchy and baby-like are the sacred trifecta of Scorpio realness. We like it. Keep it up.


Holy over-sensitive this week, Batman! Try and assume positive intent. That pumpkin pie WAS NOT intended to hit you in the face.


Zoom, zoom! A rolling stone gathers no moss. But have you checked Scruff recently? Fur is IN!


Freaking out about stupid things allows you energy and patience for the real stuff. I say go for it.


Stuff. If it’s not a verb, you should not be so attached to it.


People know you as the social butterfly who adds delight and then flutters away on the breeze. But heed advice from an interview I did with a professional butterfly who had this pearl to share: “It gets old, fast.” Immediately after our chat, he died.


When in doubt, scream and shout. And dance. Your dancing looks so much like throwing a temper tantrum that it often has the same effect.


Being able to partition your thoughts into “feelings” and “logic” is a unique trait. But it doesn’t always work to your advantage.


Now that you’re getting smoking hot, you’re too popular for your own good. Say something nasty to someone you care about.


To keep their feathers “mite-free” song birds roll in dirt. What’s your excuse?


Like Sagittarius, you’re feeling ultra sensitive these days. The only reason I can think of is because you’ve been watching what you eat. Watch yourself eat a donut and chill.