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Age of Aqueerius

Your biweekly horoscopes for the week of Oct 21 from the mystical mind of Ryan Kerr

Your gay horoscopes for the week of Oct 21. Credit: Darryl Mabey

Libra

So basically, I’ve been getting all up in your face recently about being indecisive and generally non-committal. But then, I like think about it and stuff, and I realize that I might be a needy control freak.

Scorpio

Being bossy, bitchy and baby-like are the sacred trifecta of Scorpio realness. We like it. Keep it up.

Sagittarius

Holy over-sensitive this week, Batman! Try and assume positive intent. That pumpkin pie WAS NOT intended to hit you in the face.

Capricorn

Zoom, zoom! A rolling stone gathers no moss. But have you checked Scruff recently? Fur is IN!

Aquarius

Freaking out about stupid things allows you energy and patience for the real stuff. I say go for it.

Pisces

Stuff. If it’s not a verb, you should not be so attached to it.

Aries

People know you as the social butterfly who adds delight and then flutters away on the breeze. But heed advice from an interview I did with a professional butterfly who had this pearl to share: “It gets old, fast.” Immediately after our chat, he died.

Taurus

When in doubt, scream and shout. And dance. Your dancing looks so much like throwing a temper tantrum that it often has the same effect.

Gemini

Being able to partition your thoughts into “feelings” and “logic” is a unique trait. But it doesn’t always work to your advantage.

Cancer

Now that you’re getting smoking hot, you’re too popular for your own good. Say something nasty to someone you care about.

Leo

To keep their feathers “mite-free” song birds roll in dirt. What’s your excuse?

Virgo

Like Sagittarius, you’re feeling ultra sensitive these days. The only reason I can think of is because you’ve been watching what you eat. Watch yourself eat a donut and chill.