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This fake bitch is so annoying. Of course she said she’d never wear fur and is now draping herself in it. She’s also always talking about her “struggle” on the Lower East Side . . . I fucking hate trust-fund hipsters. No one has struggled on the Lower East Side since 1985. Her daddy paid her bills during her “struggle.” Not even a sugar daddy! Her real daddy. She also claimed to Harper’s Bazaar that plastic surgery is “harmful” and is “promoting insecurity.” She went on to say, “And how many models and actresses do you see on the cover of magazines who have brand-new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had plastic surgery?” Meanwhile, girl’s on her third nose. At least. The fact is, Lady Gaga lies and is so deluded she thinks her lies are art. 

Remember the Kermit puppet-dress publicity stunt where she claimed she “hated” fur? Dan Matthews, the gay vice-president of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) certainly does, and he’s taking her fur betrayal personally in this open letter to Madonna 2.0. The shittier version whose tits aren’t as nice and are faulty:

"Many of your gay fans, I among them, have long admired what you told Ellen: ‘I hate fur, and I don’t wear fur.’ I included a link because these recent photos of you in fox and rabbit and with a wolf carcass make it appear that you have amnesia. I’m also including this brief video hosted by Tim Gunn showing the violent cruelty that you promote when you wear fur. What happened? Are your stylists telling you that it’s fake, or are you a turncoat? Many gays are animal advocates because we recognize that the same arrogance and indifference that some have toward animal suffering has at times been directed toward us personally because of our orientation. By wearing those dumb furs in a heat wave, you’re making yourself a target, just like the mindless Kim Kardashian. As we plan our fall campaigns, please tell us whether what you gracefully told Ellen was heartfelt or just a pose."