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Brad Pitt’s mama is a homophobe?

Brad Pitt has been a major supporter of gay rights, but it looks like the apple fell far from the tree. On Tuesday, July 3, an editorial by Jane Pitt was published in the Springfield News-Leader. Brad grew up in Springfield, Missouri, where Jane still lives. Her article is a response to a submission in the Reader's Letters section of the newspaper:

I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter ("Vote for Mormon against beliefs," June 15). I am also a Christian and differ with the Mormon religion.
But I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.
Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama—a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.
I hope all Christians give their vote prayerful consideration because voting is a sacred privilege and a serious responsibility.

This woman's crazy. Not just because she's against same-sex marriage, but because she's a woman who's against abortion. Right, because letting a male in government decide what females can or cannot do with their bodies has worked so well in the past. Wire hangers are for closets! Unless you're Christina Crawford
. . . Jane also calls President Obama "Barack Hussein Obama," which yes, is his full name but is only ever used in a derogatory, bigoted and racist context. She might as well say, "Barrack 'Terrorist' Obama," because that, along with a bunch of ignorant bullshit, is exactly what's written between the lines.

Now let's all objectify Brad Pitt because nothing is sexier than photos of a progressive man with a crackpot mother who is photographed in the nude unknowingly while tucking his dick between his legs. Gets me every time!