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Bret Easton Ellis really likes the taste of his foot

Bret Easton Ellis doesn’t think that Matt Bomer (whose name has been added to a speculative casting list mostly fabricated by fans, blogs and tabloid magazines) can play Christian Grey in the film adaptation of the literary lubricant known as Fifty Shades of Grey. Why? Because he’s gay. The Less Than Zero author tweeted his disapproval over the potential casting. Seems like Bret, who is bisexual, is dealing with some self-loathing, not to mention bad judgment. Matt Bomer is already playing straight on White Collar, and with his looks, something tells me he doesn’t have any trouble wetting middle-aged panties.