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Count Cockula

Do vampires give the best blowjobs?

Credit: courtesy of fleshjack

I’ve been doing Picks of the Week for an entire year now, and there’s one question that I’ve always been afraid to investigate until now. Do vampires give the best blowjobs? I thought I would never find out.

Enter Fleshjack, maker of the Fleshlight.

It has come out with Count Cockula, a beer can with a vampire mouth made of fleshy silicone on one end that you can stick your penis into. The fangs may not be real, but if I close my eyes and really imagine, I’m sure it will feel like Robert Pattinson is going down on me.

Happy one year anniversary to me.