I've totally turned into one of these:
Which is why Xtra is hiring a new blogger for Vancouver! I know, my reign of terror is finally over. Internet trolls, like "Marc" and "Tranny Lee," will finally have their wish come true.
For more Disappointing Gay Best Friend, call me! Just kidding. Check it out on Queerty.
A new blogger will be taking over the reins in a couple of weeks. Stay tuned!