The perverts over at Jezebel have given us all what we really need: Disney dick!
Jezebel commissioned Gawker illustrator Tara Jacoby to draw “Disney dudes” in their birthday suits. They gave Jacoby very specific instructions about how they envisioned the iconic characters naked — from selfie-obsessed Gaston’s tiny prick to Prince Phillip’s wispy pubes.
John Smith (now that’s what I’m talking about):
Click here for the full gallery of Disney dick and their hilarious descriptions.