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Girl gone wild

Oh, yes. The“Girl Gone Wild” video by Mert & Marcus (who also did her MDNA album cover) is everything I need right now. So 90s, so sexy. I love unmarried Madonna. It’s no fun when she keeps the chains and whips in the bedroom.

I’m broke, so my plan of attack for when her upcoming tour stops in Vancouver is to buy a shitty seat, wear a wedding dress covered in blood like a real virgin, and hold a sign that says, “I sucked a lotta dick for this tick! CUT TO ME!” in hopes that she’ll grant me a precious $1500 spot on her floor. Because she’s worth it can.

Madonna – Girl Gone Wild (Teaser) from Roberto on Vimeo