and hos, Sean is über sore (thx www.weights101.com)
shame spiralling on the floor so his "fuck buddy," aka Steve Adams,
is filling in…. Let's get to it.
So, a 40-foot grey whale was spotted in False Creek a couple days ago: very cool. Fucking thing was totally lost though. Apparently they (scientists?) have been
trying to revive the gray whale population that once thrived here. Here’s some youtubeage:
Just kidding, here it is:
while stuck in an internet black hole I found these killer whales killing a gray whale. What the hell? Poor thing didn’t deserve it, or maybe it
stole something. In which case, drown that bitch. Tubeage:
THEN, adding insult to injury, playing tennis
in Stanley Park today, right below those pigerrings breeding grounds, a HUGE bald
eagle swoops in, steals a baby herring right in front of its helpless mother, just
absolutely wrenching my heart apart. I
had sudden flashbacks of my dad stealing my virginity.