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I’m pretty sure Jesus just called Rick Perry an A-hole

In Canada, I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re lucky enough that none of our current politicians are full-blown evil. Stupid? Good God, yes. Every time a small child is kicked in the head by a horse, a future politician is born. But not full-blown evil.

Which is why comedy writers here in Canada like to import our crazy evil political news from the US. Let’s face it: Since American politicians are allowed to lie and cheat and steal, they’re just more entertaining to watch. I mean, we just could never have someone like Rick Perry up here in Canada, because no one here is quite so heartless and callously cruel as to suggest that gay men and women dying for your rights and liberties is somehow the reason that Christmas was stolen from little kids.

But thankfully, Jesus Christ wants you to know the truth of the matter: specifically, that Rick Perry is a blathering idiot who talks like a seal with three jizz-dripping cocks in its mouth and that God doesn’t hate Christmas-stealing gay soldiers. And then he calls Rick Perry an A-hole, which is about as close as you can get to the Son dropping a swear bomb.

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