I'm not going to pretend I know who's playing. Although I'm vaguely aware that Tom Brady will be wearing a sweaty jockstrap. Is it just me, or is this Oasis Supergay Bowl Sunday poster really sexy? I'm half-hard just writing this.
Tomorrow is the Super Bowl Madonna's performance at the Super Bowl, and if you don't think it's going to be fucking epic to watch that shit with a bunch of gays on the Oasis TVs, then you're crazy. Forget 9/11 — where were you when Madonna played the half-time?