Man rushed to hospital after putting live eel up his ass

A man from China had an embarrassing hospital visit after putting a live 20-inch Asian swamp eel up his ass. He claims to have gotten the idea from a porn video and couldn’t resist trying it himself. For the sake of the eel, I wish the pornstar had jumped off a bridge instead!

After the insertion, the man rushed to a hospital in the province of Guangdong, telling medics he could feel the eel moving through his body.

“The eel was simply trying to find its way out,” a doctor at the hospital said. “It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy. This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”

The police were called and an officer released a statement, saying, “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

Now, I’m usually a size queen, but 20 inches has never seemed so unappealing . . .

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