I’m not into this kid. Twilight’s Taylor Whatshisnuts is a total fucking yawn. I can’t think of anything to speak to him about except his abs, and when that’s your only redeeming feature it’s nothing but downhill.
The Jonas Brothers are out of formation here: It’s Kevin, Nick and Joe. Normally they stand youngest to oldest, shortest to tallest: Nick, Joe, Kevin. I noticed because I was engrossed in the delicate shoulder work on Kevin’s satin woman’s coat.
I met Girlicious at the MMVAs; they were super sweet. Like in that girlie girl way. The pajama jammy jam way. The pillow fight and adult pigtails way. The order a juice at the bar way. And that’s music television: Playboy looks and glasses of milk.
The Black Eyed Peas picked up an award at the MMVAs and their performance was dope. On a side note: Taboo (right) kicked me in the leg once to get me to move out of the way so he could talk to some girls. But Fergie is a complete treat.
Who doesn’t love Lady Gaga? Who believes she’s 23? Answer for both: no one. Who cares? Her tits spit fire at the MMVAs. She was amazing on and off the stage, even uttering Disney blasphemy,
All you can tell from TMZ.com is that the N-word is muttered, Perez calls will.i.am a faggot and is punched in the face. Why did bouncers let that crowd amass in the first place? Slumming on King St is no place for a fag to run into a gang of Peas.