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Morrissey is a humansexual

In his new autobiography, Morrissey reveals his gay love life, sort of, with the aloof ambiguity that you’ve either come to admire from the former Smiths frontman or find as pretentious as the fact that his autobiography, simply titled Autobiography, is being billed as a Penguin classic.

But despite writing about having “no interest” in women and sharing his romantic experiences with men, Morrissey has taken to his website to let the world know that he is not gay:

“Unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am humansexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course . . . not many.”

-MORRISSEY, Sweden, 19 October 2013.

I guess that means Fergie, who he refers to as “The Duchess of Nothing” in the book, along with the rest of the royal family, haven’t made the cut . . .