Let's back this up for a sec. New Years Resolutions AND Kathy Griffin? Maybe I should make Kathy Griffin my new years resolution. Wait a minute. I don't know what that sentence means, so back to my original list:
1) Defined abs
Sure the first thing on my list is superficial, but in a way, doesn't everyone benefit from me having a six-pack? Just think, next time my shirt "accidently" falls off in a night club or, say, while I'm grocery shopping at the Super Valu, it will just be awkward, instead of being awkward and ghastly.
LL Cool J has decided to help me out with this. He and I are tight like that:
Hell, maybe I'll even post a weekly progression here on the blog. Stay tuned.
2) Remix sound clips/songs built out of vocal loops
I needs me some more of these:
4) No more soy milk
Rumour has it that this stuff is jam packed with estrogen and I am not ready to look down and see a nice pair of these attached to my chest:
5) To stop making promises I can't keep
Like, say, on my last blog posting when I promised to post a personal anecdote about that couple I interviewed and realized that though funny, it's not something I'm willing to share online. However, if you ever see me in person, ask about it. You won't be disappointed.
Tis a short list, but a true one. Here's a Kathy Griffin clip just because I love you and love the last line she says before the camera cuts even more: