File this one under “Shit that is happening right now that we NEED to bring to Toronto, like, YESTERDAY.” Anyway, the University of Iowa’s art program is putting together a show featuring a parade of plaster-cast moulds of John Holmes’ legendarily gigantic schlong, then decorating them until they become cock art.
Yes. Cock art. Well, you know what they say: you eat with your eyes first.
Anyway, this is definitely one of those things I feel like we need to bring up to Toronto because, let’s face it, we would fucking kill it. We’re artsy, we all value the no-no parts… I just feel like we could do this way better than a bunch of Iowa folks. No offence guys — you rock those cocks!