Ooh la la

The curtain rises on four servants preparing for a special occasion. Three men are standing and one woman is sitting, her skirt splayed out around her. They are wiping glasses, bouncing slightly in time to boppy, Rossini-esque music. Up and down they go. The woman looks happy. She finally stands up and you realize she’s been sitting on another man’s face the entire time. No wonder she’s smiling.

Over the next few minutes, she and her partner proceed to have sex in more positions than you ever thought possible, all in two-four time. Hilarious.

This is ballet?

Sex in all its guises – joyful, illicit and frustrated – bounds to life on the Hummingbird stage next week with the world premiere of James Kudelka’s An Italian Straw Hat, the National Ballet Of Canada’s highly anticipated sex farce that promises belly laughs and virtuosic dancing.

The saucy servants are danced by Piotr Stanczyk and Rebekah Rimsay. “As Felix and Virginia, they are just there to have really good sex and really good fun,” says Kudelka. “They spend the entire ballet getting off. They just go at it the whole time, being purely sexual with each other. [Stanczyk and Rimsay] have a great sense of humour,” he laughs, “and no shame, it seems.”

Rimsay is also the showstopping step-sister in the National’s Cinderella, a ballet that serves as a sneak preview for the company’s comedic potential. “The characters that came out of Cinderella just showed me that I have a gold mine of really, really interesting people here,” says Kudelka.

Based on the Eugene Labiche play from 1851, An Italian Straw Hat is set in Paris of the belle époque and follows three sets of couples. The wedding day of the elegant Ferdinand (Guillaume Côté, replacing an injured Aleksandar Antonijevic) and Hélène (Heather Ogden) is up-ended when Ferdinand’s horse eats a very expensive straw hat. Emil (Ryan Boorne ) and Anaïs (Greta Hodgkinson), the hat’s owner, fear their adulterous affair will be exposed if they cannot replace it, so they threaten to occupy Ferdinand’s apartment unless he finds one. As more and more people arrive for the wedding, Ferdinand begins a madcap race around Paris in search of another hat. Meanwhile, Ferdinand’s valet and Anaïs’s maid have other priorities.

The music driving the action is an original score from Michael Torke. Immediately after the National had completed work on 2003’s The Contract, Kudelka wanted a commitment from the American composer for another collaboration. Torke accepted the suggestion of the Labiche farce set to music referencing Rossini and its “Bugs Bunny energy.”

The energetic goings-on take place on a series of elegant sets featuring Parisian boulevards, salons, a fashion show and even the Eiffel Tower. Set and costume designer Santo Loquasto wraps up the shenanigans in yards and yards of lace and ribbon. His black and white dresses are gorgeous. And if you thought Charles and Camilla’s wedding had lots of insane hats, wait till you see this production. Loquasto, a favourite of Kudelka, also designed the National’s Nutcracker and Swan Lake and just did Salomé for the Met in New York.

Expect the requisite elements of farce: slamming doors, wild chases, some good old slapstick and lots of sex. But this is Kudelka doing farce; he’s going to make his dancers work hard. Mugging to the audience and simple pratfalls will not be enough.

“Is it purely funny because of the timing and the choreography, the steps that can be repeated? Or is it funny because of the person who’s doing it?” he asks. “I guess it’s always a balance of that.

“I want the farce to be physical, choreography-driven, not just personality-driven.

“It’s a challenge to make up the duets so that they are all different from each other. And there is a lot of virtuosity, particularly in the Greta and Ryan/Anaïs and Emil duets. But they’re all hard.

“And the group things: You can’t have chases around Paris be a run across the stage. You might do that in a play but in a ballet you have to make them all different.

“So hopefully there’s lots of virtuosity on every level.”

Soloist Jean-Sébastien Colau was eager to show off his virtuosic dancing, especially since he gets to do it as the Baroness, Anaïs’s eccentric aunt, wearing a sumptuous Loquasto dress. “It’s funny. Because I’m gay, everyone says, ‘Finally, you have your princess dress,'” says the 28-year-old Paris native. “I love doing man roles, the Prince and so on, but it is funny to see the other side.

“I said yes to playing a woman,” says Colau, “because as an artist we can do everything. That’s our job.

“[Kudelka] wants me to be a real woman onstage; I’m not going to be a drag queen. It’s going to be funny because I’m a big, big girl.” Nothing penetrates the Baroness’s haughty, self-assuredness. “All my partners fall on stage, but I don’t see it.

“She’s so rich and important, nobody tells her she’s too huge to be dancing around.”

Costumes can be crucial to understanding a character and Colau takes to his dress – and the camera – like a goose to water. He’s all glamour and savoir-faire during his cover shoot. His father, who’s visiting from Paris, watches proudly from the sidelines.

One of the Baroness’s dance partners is played by veteran character dancer Victoria Bertram, who was originally cast as the Baroness until Kudelka got the idea of playing with gender. Now she has a star turn as three different male characters. “She’s wonderful,” says Colau.

Colau loves the challenge of switching genders in a dance form where men and women have rigidly separate conventions. He has to dance the Baroness cleanly, not like a clown. And dancing on pointe – a rare and tough assignment for male dancers – is key. “It would not be very interesting to play a character like that and walk around in character shoes or high heels. That would be boring,” says Colau, who speaks English with a heavy French accent.

“It’s very exciting to compete with the girls. They’re always like, ‘Oh my God, pointe shoes are so hard. You [boys] can never understand.’ It is hard, but I did six pirouettes on pointe shoes. So you see, I can do it, too. It’s fun.”

Colau came to the National from the Paris Opera almost three years ago. He’d seen Kudelka’s Musings at the Paris Opera and became a fan. “I loved it and decided to come here to work with him, to be a part of his work. He’s very talented. Nothing is too big for him. He’s always going for his dream.”

Colau is getting more and more opportunities to strut his stuff. In addition to the Baroness, he’s dancing the lead in Musings and Balanchine’s Rubies for the National’s mixed program beginning Wed, May 4.

Colau is in a good space, happy with his career and adopted home. “I love Toronto. It’s a beautiful city. I love going out here. It’s so fun. It’s smaller, more human. People are not snobs like in Paris.”

Whether French or North American, there’s nothing like sex to skewer bourgeois pretension and hypocrisy. Kudelka says it’s very satisfying to be creating a sex farce at this point in history. From the Vatican to the White House, he sees a worldwide backlash against the libertine attitudes of the 1960s. “We are going backward. The world is recreating what the generation just ahead of me was trying to break down.”

As for the farce going on in Parliament these days, he supports same-sex marriage as a matter of equality but could care less about the institution. “Why marry if you don’t have to? I always thought we were like Quebec where they didn’t marry.

“I’ve been divorced so many times. Wouldn’t everybody?”

* The mixed program running Wed, May 4 to 8 features Harald Lander’s Etudes (in which principal dancer Martine Lamy will give her final performances), Kudelka’s Musings and George Balanchine’s Rubies (both featuring Colau in lead roles).

AN ITALIAN STRAW HAT.

$36-$126.

2pm. Sun, May 1, 12, 14 & 15.

7:30pm. May 11-14.

Hummingbird Centre.

1 Front St E.

(416) 345-9595.