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P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus

I’m kind of in love with this woman. I covet her hat and insanity. Plus, I’m a sucker for poetry. Check out Jane Skrovota’s homophobic poem as recited at a proposed LGBT protection ordinance in Lincoln, Nebraska. Here’s a sample of the oh-so-eloquent lyrics:

P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider . . .

A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet . . .

Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To
avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms
and single gender dorms . . . A college woman is seduced with illegal
Rohypnol to go gay.

Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease . . . 

Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis and
orgiers, then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and
perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling,
don’t like the land they lay on, and 80 percent of those that did treason by
the year 2000 are gays.

Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.

Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.

A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.