The folks who swathed our groins in dump trucks and lime green plaid are expanding their collection. The uber-fun, uber-tight underwear is now coming out with a swimwear line that’s just as much fun as the $30 briefs that are currently cutting off the circulation to my balls. Now you can proudly display your package at the beach in ways a speedo would never dare.
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Pick of the week: Ginch Gonch swimwear
Uber-fun, uber-tight: perfect for proudly displaying your package
By Cameron Herdman
Mar 25, 2009, 8:00 PM EDT

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