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Pope Benedict blesses Uganda’s ‘Kill the Gays’ lawmaker

So, Pope Benedict XVI666 pulled his pencil dick out of a 10-year-old’s ass long enough to bless Rebecca Kadaga, that crazy bitch speaker of Uganda’s Parliament who promised to pass the “Kill the Gays” bill as a “Christmas gift.” ‘Tis the season, after all.

During the service Pope Bentdick took the time to tweet for the very first time, sending a blessing to all his followers:

"Dear friends, I am pleased to get in touch with you through Twitter. Thank you for your generous response. I bless all of you from my heart,” Dope XVI wrote.

That’s right, if you follow him, you were blessed by the same man who blesses crime-against-humanity psychos like Kadaga, not to mention all the pedophiles he’s so fond of protecting.

Ooooh, girl. Bask in that rapture!