In a recent interview with the Huffington Post, Jersey Shore stars Snooki and JWoww* divulged their feelings about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Namely, that they think he's a closet case:
What about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino? What's the deal? Gay? Not gay?
Snooki: Do you think he's gay?
It wouldn't shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home, something always seems to go awry and they don't end up hooking up.
Snooki: And he gives them men's clothing to wear.
JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes . . . everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know . . . the signs.
Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?
JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I'm like, "Be happy with yourself!"
Actually, it should be Vinnie up there with Pauly D, not Mike.
All of this makes me think of a few things:
1) Methinks my lady doth protest too much.
2) The show is losing viewers. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
3) Snook and J are looking for a new audience for their upcoming spinoff.
4) Leave him alone. Please. I don't want to read about anything Jersey Shore-related anymore. (Unless it's Ellen making the cast fall down a hole in hell.)
*On a side note, I noticed that my gym sells Jwoww branded tanning lotion. This is why we as North Americans can't have nice things.