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GETTING TO THE BOTTOM. Peter Raeg has the perfect pornstar ass.

Where to start?

First of all, I was cruising around the net looking for a little Ty Hudson action — for no particular reason, you understand, he just kind of popped into my head — only to come across a description of Dante: The Measure of a Man (from Red Devil Entertainment). I didn’t actually find the time to watch it (but I will), however. But I do need to draw attention to the fact that here is a porn flick that claims to be based upon none other that Dante Alghiere’s Inferno. Strikes me as rather… lofty. I mean, I thought it on the verge of sacrilege when Chi Chi LaRue based All About Steve on (obviously) All About Eve, but at least there was a camp element involved, an homage to a masterpiece, let’s say. Anyway, we’ll see.

In other news: It suddenly came to me that Peter Raeg has the perfect pornstar ass. How it is that I haven’t registered this before is beyond me — the evidence is all there in Gaydreams (Raging Stallion) both when Peter gets screwed by Michael Vincenzo and when he plows Shane Rollins, and in Sexus (also Raging Stallion), when he flip-flops with Lance Gear. But no, it only came clear to me while watching Sexpack 10: This End Up (Raging Stallion again). I’m not usually one for solo scenes, but I can’t count to the number of times I’ve watched Peter showing off his butt here. Very very pretty.

Speaking of going against my usual dismissal of solo scenes, check out Steve Cruz and Orlando Toro in back-to-back wank scenes in the 2008 GayVN winner Grunts: Brothers in Arms (more Raging Stallion — I really didn’t plan it this way). They both go at it something fierce and they’re both swarthy, hairy and compact — which I like in the first place — but there’s something eerily exciting in the fact that they look uncannily like one another. I haven’t peeked yet — one hopes they’ll be naked and rolling around together later in the movie.

Then there’s my latest and possibly favourite Xtube find. Anything can be fetishized, of course, though when it comes to watching men shove bottle brushes up their urethras, my dick is more likely to shrink away in fear than anything else. Anyway, I went to the photos section and typed in “Adidas,” just to see what came up. A couple of youngish fellas have stacks of pix of themselves in what look like vintage Adidas running shorts. I felt like I was transported back to the ’70s, watching the big boys at the track meet. Let’s just say my breathing got very heavy very quickly and leave it at that.