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Spice Girls/drag queens match game

Can you guess who will be playing who at the Rio presents Spice World? Get ready to spice up your fuckin’ life May 3, 11pm. And by spice up I mean get shit-face wasted (the Rio is licensed!) while watching some queens impersonate everyone’s favourite ‘90s divas to the cinematic glory that is the Spice Girls movie. The eight-year-old in me is freaking the fuck out. If I was a drag queen I’d have to be Baby Spice, for old times sake, because if anyone needs more proof that we is born gay, I used to always be Baby when I played Spice Girls with my four girlfriends every single recess from grades 2 to 4. My mommy is my best friend, after all.