Can you guess who will be playing who at the Rio presents Spice World? Get ready to spice up your fuckin’ life May 3, 11pm. And by spice up I mean get shit-face wasted (the Rio is licensed!) while watching some queens impersonate everyone’s favourite ‘90s divas to the cinematic glory that is the Spice Girls movie. The eight-year-old in me is freaking the fuck out. If I was a drag queen I’d have to be Baby Spice, for old times sake, because if anyone needs more proof that we is born gay, I used to always be Baby when I played Spice Girls with my four girlfriends every single recess from grades 2 to 4. My mommy is my best friend, after all.
