Most peculiar, mama:
— streaking is back! Who knew?
— I think I’ll subscribe to the Saginaw News: all the info you need on vacuum-cleaner-fucking, then you scroll down to the high-school wrestling photos!
— the "Human Candles" of Walter Martin and Paloma Muñoz. Pretty. Creepy.
— if you happen to be visiting Maine, stop by the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, where Elvis Thompson wears nothing but black shorts and black boots while pouring your black coffee.
— speaking of Elvis, Welsh superstar Tom Jones thinks Elvis Presley was checking him out in the shower. Now I’ll have basso profondo nightmares for days!
— another uncomfortable musical couple, Rihanna and Chris “Fists of Fury” Brown are getting back together. Wow, that’s depressing — apparently, a diamond says “I love you” but a contusion is forever.
— the mighty Max Blumenthal went to the big US right-winger convention and met a Republican rapper:
Can’t wait for the duet with T-Pain!