Sure, other headline writers went for the polite joke but hey, we're all friends here, right? In case you haven't seen this already, Del Monte has created a limited-edition fruit ice bar in the shape of "coolest celebrity" Daniel Craig in his 'Casino Royale' swimsuit:
Speaking of sucking, I wasn't planning on spending another moment on the murder of Kansas abortion clinic doctor George Tiller but I was amazed and astounded by the end of the press conference from pro-life Operation Rescue leader Randall Terry — mere seconds after blaming Tiller for his own murder, he's ordering lunch:
Like blustery newsman Keith Olbermann (in another savage takedown of Bill O'Reilly), I'm appalled yet fascinated by a mind that can switch moral gears so efficiently. Take Dick Cheney (please!) — while President Obama was declaring June Gay Pride Month, Cheney suddenly and uncharacteristically had to go one better:
Or my new hero — Dr. David P.
Gushee, a professor of Christian ethics who says we gays are owed an apology! Thanks, Dr. Gushee — as the ridiculous 'Dancing Man' from Sasquatch 2009 proves, it only takes one man to turn things around: