Yes, it’s Tuesday, which means that I would normally do some sort of RuCap here wherein I look at the shit that worked and the shat that call-backed, but since the only really important thing that happened was Sharon Needles winning and being proclaimed America’s Next Drag Superstar, I’ll just post delightful GIFs of the highlights of the night.
Most Congenial (whatever that means)
Latrice Mothafuckin’ Royale
Most “I Am Seriously Taking a Colossal Shit Right Now” Seating Position
That Bitch Phi Phi
Remember them? They were there too, I guess . . .
Alissa Summers, Lashauwn Beyond, The Princess and Madame LaQueer
Long Lost Twinsiest
Kenya Michaels and Charo
Word of the night
"RuPaulogize,” by Willam. (This is also her fragrance.)
Sharon Needles is a beer stein.
Your argument is invalid.