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The New Normal vs One Million Motherfuckers

These gals are my favourite! Every time I read a story about them it's like the smell of Chanel No 5 and meat loaf instantly permeates the air. With a twinge of bigotry, for a li'l added spice, of course.

One Million Moms is going after NBC's new comedy The New Normal, which is as gay as Ryan Murphy and every show he's ever created. This is the man who showed America trannies on Nip/Tuck at a time when you could only find them on Jerry Springer.

OMM are calling for a boycott, and most shocking of all, claim they're actually relevant! They say that their protest helped get the filth known as Eddie Cibrian The Playboy Club off the air, so The New Normal better watch the fuck out:

“NBC is using public airwaves to continue to subject families to the decay of morals and values, and the sanctity of marriage in attempting to redefine marriage. OMM is prepared to contact any and all sponsors of this program if it is aired. Millions of Americans strongly believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman. NBC’s The New Normal is attempting to desensitize America and our children. It is the opposite of how families are designed and created.”

Listen ladies, just because your family was created by banging uglies with your boring husband Sunday night (Sunday funday! aka the only day he isn't fucking his secretary), does not mean that it's the only way to make a good ol' American family.

Talking about the way families should be "designed" or "created" just sounds as creepy as I imagine all y'all bitches look in real life. There is no blueprint to a family. It's not like a recipe for Sunday dinner — creamed everything, which your kids probably eat and then throw up, along with their oppression. It's sad and it's frustrating because you will not understand the error of your judgment and ignorance until one of your kids KILLS THEMSELVES because you raised them to be self-loathers. All too often, something that extreme is the price of homophobia. There's nothing virtuous or motherly about your fear-mongering. You can coat your "message" with a million declarations of honour and righteousness, but you aren't protecting anyone from anything. You're just making the world an uglier place for you, your children and the rest of us. 

The New Normalpremieres Sept 11. Tune in so these bigots can suck it!

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