The spicy long-standing rumours about the Spice Girls are true, and millennial dreams have been made: they totally did it! Last Friday on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, Mel “Scary Spice” Brown confirmed that two did indeed become one when, back in the band’s heyday, she and Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell slept together.
According to the Daily Mail, which published the transcript from Morgan’s show:
No one was surprised. After all, the girls sent out signals all along. Like, if you want to be their lover you gotta get with their friends? What could be more queer than mixing friendship and sex? And the more queer our favourite ’90s girl band, the better.
I’m sorry but…….the spice girls were fucking this whole time……..SPICE WORLD INDEED.
— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) March 24, 2019
*eyes roll back in head, mouth starts foaming in lesbian* https://t.co/4NuL4xi8Wq
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 24, 2019
mel b finally admitted she slept with geri pic.twitter.com/vHUEBaWpB1
— georgia (@lemonadenormani) March 24, 2019
“Mel B admits to sleeping with Geri Halliwell”
— ☥AsAboveSoBelow☥ (@Conicsync) March 25, 2019
Halliwell for her part may not be taking the revelation so well: Brown allegedly tried give her the heads up over the phone, immediately after the interview, in fear that Halliwell’s husband might not be so fond of the news being public. (Brown, for her part, came out as bisexual in her 2018 memoir, Brutally Honest.)
Oh yeah, and the Spice Girls are set to return on a reunion tour this summer. Because nothing boosts sales more than a little lesbian love affair. Zig-a-zig ah.