Toronto Diary
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The Vatican is reportedly torrenting lesbian, trans and kink porn

In a story that is just too good to be true, the website Torrent Freak (which specializes in analyzing file sharing) recently did an investigation of what members of the Vatican are currently downloading off the internet. Guess what was included on the list?

(Yes, I know I gave away the answer in the headline. Just humour me here.)

It turns out someone in the Vatican may allegedly have a predilection for porn. Specifically, porn that involves trans performers, lesbian sex and bondage. So all in all, this is probably the most human and relatable thing the Vatican has ever done.

‘Over in the Vatican, pirates are having the time of their lives downloading some quite eye-watering media. We spotted some downloads to get pulses racing. It seems that while Vatican dwellers aren’t all that interested in Hollywood movies, they do enjoy adult-related celluloid,’ the writers of Torrent Freak said.

‘There isn’t a commandment that covers these films directly, but some might argue there should be.’

Torrent Freak listed the films downloaded to an IP address, which includes a lesbian film starring trans performer Tiffany Starr.

A German title can be loosely translated as ‘Teen slave punishment games in dark basement workshop.’ [SOURCE]

Oh my god. This is so rich and delicious it just has to be fattening. I mean, these guys are only human, and god knows porn is a healthy way to channel those urges. That being said, can you still torrent movies when you live in a golden palace? You could probably just hock one of the diamond-encrusted doorknobs on Craigslist and buy yourself a year’s supply of porn. All I’m saying is, when you live in one of the world’s largest repositories of extravagant wealth, you can afford VOD.

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