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Things I learned today

…that I didn't know I really needed to know:

My ABCs, courtesy of Bruno.

>  I have been waiting desperately for a new Whitney Houston album.

>  Scientists say Facebook and Twitter are making people less compassionate.  I want to kick them in the face.

>  Someone out there has a MUCH bigger crush on Chris Pine.  Or maybe just his cock.

 
>  Despite that video, autoerotic asphyxiation is not for me (rest in peace, Grasshopper)  🙁
 
>  Because the National Post's Barbara Kay doesn't know any hateful conservatives, there is no such thing as right-wing bigotry.
 
>  Straight girls are desperate to be my BFF but I'm holding out for Bryan Safi
 
Will Ferrell's 'Land of the Lost' movie opening today looks way more fun than I thought it would be.
 
Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Tony Awards this Sunday.  Also, he's awesome.  Oh wait, I already knew that.