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Tide detergent gets rid of stains, and gay culture

It’s the end of homosexuality as we know it.

A new commercial airing in Canada for Tide detergent features a gay couple bickering about laundry.

All it took was 20 seconds to shatter our once subversive, innovative and trailblazing culture. We are now officially as basic as straight people.

Progress!