My little Kiki just turned into a man. If you didn't hear the news, Icky Martin came out yesterday via a message he posted on his website. And if you don't care, I don't blame you because I don't really care either. I don't mean to be a bitch, but the only bombas Ricky is dropping nowadays are probably directly related to his protein intake. Shit girl. Literally.
Still, I had a small crush on Kiki back in the early 2000s, when Hispanic panic hit pop music big time: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Enrique Iglesias and, of course, La Martin.
So here's an Up Your Alley tribute to the man behind the man behind the singer who needs to release something good to re-kickstart his career (duet with Bear Force?)
And who could forget that beach day he spent with his brother? Note the anklet… which in my experience indicates a 100% chance of homosexuality.
You go, girl!