Guess who forgot his laptop battery at home and ended up watching a new TV show tonight executive produced by Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher? Yes, it's Season Two of True Beauty, and I felt like I was staring into a bag of cotton candy for a half an hour. Or like I had watched Tyra's head explode all over Las Vegas.
The premise: a gaggle of hottos go through a series of competitions to test to see if they are as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. Yeah right. The girl who won the first competition stole her outfit from a costume store. That's beautiful right?
Still, every time this former professional baseball player takes off his shirt, I'm pretty much okay with my brain collapsing in on itself from inactivity: