The worst happened. I got home from Hot Gay DJ with DJ Marty Funkhauser permanently attached to my couch and DJ Jeffery Michael permanently attached to my batty-batty bottom.
Okay okay. I'm writing this in advance of the competition, knowing full well that I won't be blogging after Celebrities closes shop at 2am.
Which is why I'm encouraging you to get your shit together and vote for Friends for Life. They are a couple hundred votes short of receiving the golden charity goose. No no, not David Gouge, who went missing sometime last fall, but rather, a massive influx of funds from the city. All it takes is a quick registration. DO IT!
You can vote by clicking here.
Check back later today for a review of the first round of the Hot Gay DJ competition.