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Winking Pie…and other fast food emergencies

Check out 00:47 of the following video…I can't tell you how many times a sexy pie has winked at me. Literally.

 
"Hustler"? Damn right…you heard of Simian Mobile Disco? They're playing Commodore on March 12. Here's their MySpace – maybe you should just go ahead and by yourself some tickets already? Eh? Eh? Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
 
 
I really like this next track…and hey, Simian Mobile Disco fans are just that fucking awesome that they make videos for songs they like…and fittingly enough, it's called Hot Dog
 
 
Now in other news: you will want to check out this
 
In summary: "Ma'am we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Hamburger"
 
Oh what the hell, I love McNuggets Mugshots so much I'll just post the whole damn other article!

A McNuggets "Emergency"

Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage


MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken
McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast
food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to
complain that a cashier–citing a McDonald's all sales are final
policy–would not give her a refund. [To listen to Goodman's 911 calls,
click here, here, and here.]
When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an
emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't
have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I
don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a
refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce
Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from
citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a
misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my
McNuggets are an emergency." The McDonald's devotee is seen at right in
a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter with police. Last month,
a Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to complain about his displeasure with a Burger King combo meal. (2 pages)