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Woman removed from flight over Whitney Houston

Please tell me she was on crack.

A woman was removed from an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York City because she wouldn’t stop singing Whitney Houston’s number one hit “I Will Always Love You.”

The plan made a landing in Kansas, where the insubordinate songstress was handcuffed and taken off the flight.

“The woman was being disruptive and was removed from the plane for interfering with the flight crew,” Kansas City Airport spokesman Joe McBride said. “There was a federal air marshal on the aircraft, who subdued the woman and put her in cuffs and removed her from the plane.”
The woman was released without charges. Let the girl sing, I say. She’s less dangerous singing Whitney Houston than Whitney Houston was singing Whitney Houston. I mean, really, what’s the problem? Worried if she hits a certain note it’ll activate the bomb she’s hiding up her cooch? If I was on that flight I’d be less annoyed with her singing than with the fact that the plane was making an emergency landing in Kansas of all God forsaken places.
Here’s a video of the mess. And by mess I don’t mean the fabulous creature in handcuffs singing “I Will Always Love You.” I mean the annoying control-freak flight attendants scorning everyone for taking pictures: