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Woody’s gay porn reviews: Scoring Levi’s Johnson

Witty and intelligent sex wrapped around some scorching sex

Levi's famous mother-in-law makes an appearance, played by giant-tittied porn starlet Lisa Ann. Credit: Courtesy of Jet Set Men
Who didn’t love the image of Sarah Palin’s head exploding at the news that Levi Johnston had signed up to go naked for Playgirl magazine? The porn parody just about wrote itself. 
 
If any porn company was going to tackle this topic, Jet Set was it. The studio has made its name not only by making the gay-for-pay thing actually work, but also by creating some of the best ripped-from-the-headlines spoofs I’ve ever seen. 
 
But this one beats them all. Award-winning director Chris Steele is at the top of his game with a witty and intelligent script wrapped around some scorching sex. 
 
Levi’s famous mother-in-law makes an appearance, played by giant-tittied porn starlet Lisa Ann. Not surprisingly, a massive media campaign bloomed — even CNN mentioned it! 
 
The story follows Levi’s decision-making process after the offer to pose nude has been presented. The Alaskan hunk, played by Casey Monroe (who really is the spitting image), asks his security guard what he should do.
 
“I did it,” replies famed straight muscle-model Mark Dalton. 
 
Levi asks for a reminder of just what Mark did for the magazine. A hot solo scene follows, while Levi watches and rubs himself. 
 
Later, at the Vanity Flair offices, Levi finds himself on a window ledge with twink superstar Brent Corrigan. Don’t ask why. Just enjoy the fact that this Levi is nowhere near as shy as his real-life counterpart. 
 
He’s happy to reveal what everyone wants to see — a beautiful uncut dick that Brent is eager to take good care of. 
 
“It’s my first time,” Levi admits. “Me, not so much,” laughs Brent, his dick stiff as a board while Levi nails his famous ass. 
 
So, photo shoot day comes, and Levi makes his decision. He’ll pose, but not full monty. 
 
Bodyguard Diesel Washington and photographer Jesse Santana both agree it’s a real shame, given how nice that Wasilla hockey stick looks… and tastes. 
 
Santana is still one of my favourite pornstars in pretty much ever, and he looks just beautiful with Levi’s big balls slapping his chin. 
 
Before long, it’s a three-way where Levi sucks, gets sucked, fucks and even gets fucked. Not bad for somebody who didn’t want to flash the pickle half an hour before. 
 
You know this movie is exactly what everyone was fantasizing would happen from the moment they heard the news. 
 
Jet Set has done us the favour of filming it all in hi-def, and it does live up to the hype. 
 
Getting Levi’s Johnson is available from jetsetmen.com