So, after a ridiculously long screed against non-thinking Christians last night, I figured I might as well lighten the mood a bit here with a good ol’-fashioned game of Would You Hit That?
Today’s subject: this muscley, bearded man cosplaying as Finn from Adventure Time.
Honestly, I’m a little split on this one. On one hand, I’m pretty sure Finn is like a 10-year-old boy, and he’s just so pure and sweet and innocent . . . On the other hand, this guy has mad muscles and his beard . . . Oh, holy motherfucking crap, that is one sweet fucking beard. Just . . . Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. BEARD. FUCK.
Sorry, I think the sweetness of that beard short-circuited the part of my brain that regulates blogging and swearing. I’m going to go ahead and say I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.