Xposed: Issue #776

This week, Anna and Maha Rishi visit Her and Future Haus

By Anna Pournikova Jul 22, 2014, 4:40 PM EDT

On the menu at the Let Her Eat Cake edition of Her at La Perla were some fantastic beats — disco and dance moves, my friends. Kris Steeves was pressing up just the right amount of understatement meets hussy to get the job done. Credit: Maha Rishi

Uh, is it just me or is the silver fox on the left a dead ringer for Mr Peterman (Elaine’s boss on Seinfeld)? In reality, this is Michael White, with Jane in the middle and Danielle on the right. Can we also pause to respect Jane’s perfect blowout? A lot of us have been chasing that dragon for decades. Credit: Maha Rishi

I love the shirt that Enrique is wearing. It’s really hard to get a great-fitting T-shirt. Let’s be honest: we’re all lusting after the perfect fit. I’m not sure about the fake tattoo sleeve, but the shirt is good enough that I can turn that off and focus on the hot in this photo. Credit: Maha Rishi

Violca Riviera has talent, a hot girlfriend and a serious case of charisma. She’s also got this incredible back tattoo that very few people are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of on the odd occasion she hits the beach. Always a good party with this babe on the ones and twos. Also, disco. Credit: Maha Rishi

Look at these three hot messes getting down at the best (and maybe only) decent bar in the east end, WAYLA. From left to right, it’s Nasir (pronounced with an “s,” not like brassiere), Ricky and Shane. They’re in a new dance troupe where they convey how much better bald men are at fellatio through the power of interpretive dance. Credit: Maha Rishi

It’s pretty clear that the grown and sexy crowd is all hanging at WAYLA. And it’s fitting in a way; only a responsible person would be able to afford a house out in Lesboville anyway or be DD enough to drive out there. So take note, if you’re looking for a date off Grindr. Also, this is Brian, the grown and sexy bartender at WAYLA for Future Haus. Credit: Maha Rishi

Remember when I said “grown and sexy”? Meet Stewart and Tony. What did I tell ya! Credit: Maha Rishi

Don’t you wish you were having this kind of fun anywhere in the city? Steven Wong and Dale Harrison are the epitome of sweaty-mess dancefloor exhilaration here. It’s wild abandon in photographic form. This makes me want to take off my shirt and ride through the streets on the back of a pickup with my boobies out for the summer night sky! Credit: Maha Rishi

Check out the slideshow above for all the hot party action this week.

Love,

Anna and Maha