Forget email, gmail and especially hotmail.
Girl, you need She-Mail.
She-Mail is the brainchild of C U Next Tuesdays, a comedy troupe that puts out new comedy vidoes every Tuesday (how apropos).
(To be read in the voice of Stefan from SNL’s Weekend Update) This video has everything: drag queens, cute boys, shade, cocaine, Destiny’s Child and more.
Check it out.