Listening to still more gay rights debating this week —
(Dan Savage vs. Tony Perkins)
(Whoopi Goldberg vs. Elizabeth Hasselbeck)
(a woman in Portland vs. a rock)
— I can't believe we're having to struggle like this. It's like David vs. Goliath, only Goliath is a dinosaur with one of those walnut brains.
No, it's time to stop obsessing over these horrible people's prejudices — like the Catholic priest who won't give communion to Obama supporters — and do something about it. This weekend, we basically have two options: there's this…
…or you could just say screw it and go have some fun! For instance, the new James Bond movie finally opens today but, while we love love love us some Daniel Craig, I can't help but feel a little nostalgic for the old, demented, politically incorrect Bond flicks, with their horrible, horrible sex puns and their creepy gay villians!
In other movie news, there's a great new trailer for next spring's big 'Watchmen' movie. If you like your cock big and blue, Doctor Manhattan's your guy: